Pete Wentz is Has a Tool

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I don’t listen to Fall Out Boy for the same reasons I don’t use a machete to clean my ears, so I don’t know too much about them other than a little scandal surrounding one of their members, Pete “Petey” Wentz, because his cell phone was hacked a few months ago and pictures of him playing with his penis ended up published all over the Internet. He was understandably embarrassed and posted a message to his fans on his Internet journal which read as follows:

[blah, blah, blah, some emo crybaby garbage] the moral of the story: if you really dont want pictures of yourself to end up on the internet. dont take the pictures. [blah, blah, blah, incoherent crap]”

Yesterday, he sent the following email to two guys with more “racy” pictures attached:

—–Original Message—–

To: [email protected], [email protected]

Subject: NEW PIX!

From: Petey Wentz

Date: Mon, 22 May 2006 12:37:32

hey guys.. i took some more pics. let me know what you think.


p.s. the new hush sound cd rules


Clearly he intended for these to get out so he could help push the sales of that CD he’s rubbing on his junk, so I’m just going to finish this post by saying it’s okay Pete is gay, and he’s trying to get his gay fans to buy that other gay band’s CD by doing gay poses in these pictures. And if all of this wasn’t enough proof that Petey is gay, then his gay tattoos and gay hoodie sweatshirt should really bring the point home. And if that still wasn’t enough for you, his gay purple underwear match his gay purple hoodie. His wallpaper is pretty gay, too, now that I think of it.

Here are the pictures from yesterday’s email:

And here are the hacked cell phone pictures (two are NSFW, obviously):