Sarah Jessica Parker is Tired of You

Sarah Jessica Parker is tired of fans confusing her with her Sex and the City character, Carrie Bradshaw, and wishes people would stop asking her for dating advice.

Sometimes on the street I get the feeling people are disappointed with me because I don’t have answers for them. I have to remind them that I don’t have a Ph.D. in sex or counseling. I’m an actress. I wonder if George Clooney is better prepared to talk about surgeries because of ER? No!”

Aww, sweetie. Here’s the thing, okay? George Clooney is an international movie star and is recognizable from other things besides his work on television. You, not so much. Sure, Hollywood has managed to convince the world of your “unique beauty,” so much so that you get starring roles in movies in which you are clearly the fugliest thing on the screen, but Sex and the City will always be your one true moment in the sun. In the real world, you’d be asking people riddles so they could cross your bridge.

Sarah Jessica on April 18th at the Conde Nast Traveler Hot List Party: