Scarlett Johansson is on Top

In the upcoming April 4th issue of FHM, Scarlett Johansson tops the list of the “100 Sexiest Women in the World”, beating out last year’s #1 Angelina Jolie. Jolie is #2 this year, followed by Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Keira Knightley, Halle Berry, Jenny McCarthy, Maria Sharapova, Carmen Electra and Teri Hatcher.

One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy,” the 21-year-old actress, star of “Match Point” and “Lost in Translation,” said in a statement. “I’d like to thank FHM’s readers for the huge compliment.”

Scarlett Johansson has huge tits, and looks amazing naked. She’s all natural, she doesn’t seem to mind when you molest her in public and as it turns out, I have a huge compliment for her, too. However, I’m more concerned about how in the hell Teri Hatcher’s name got mentioned. Don’t get me wrong, I would bet the house on her for “Best In Show,” but I get the feeeling FHM was just trying to be nice.

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