Keanu Reeves Isn’t Litigious

Gossip columns constantly speculate as to whether or not Keanu Reeves is gay, and even went as far as alleging he was “married” to David Geffen in 1995. However, instead of suing the publications, he says he makes the choice to just laugh at the rumors. He says,

I try not to live my life by what other people say. People were gossiping about what the king and queen were doing way back when. It’s just human nature. We like talking about other people.”

Tom Cruise should follow Keanu’s lead here. Making a big deal about the rumors by filing multi-million dollar lawsuits against these people just makes Tom look more gay. Lenny Kravitz wears pink feathered boas and high heel shoes, but still comes off more heterosexual than Tom Cruise. And that’s because screaming “I’m not gay!” louder than the people who are calling you gay makes you look gay. Even if you’re not. But Tom is. He’s more gay than Keanu is a bad actor. And that means he’s really, really, really, really gay.

Keanu Reeves at the Oscars:


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