- Christina Aguilera leaves a club nice and wasted [Hollywood Rag]
- Tara Reid: Still a drunken ho [D Listed]
- Papa Joe Simpson and Donald Trump = sleazy daddies [City Rag]
- Natalie Portman thinks she’s so smart [Egotastic]
- Lil’ Kim’s letter from behind bars [A Socialite’s Life]
- Paris Hilton gets dissed by Vanity Fair [Popsugar]
- Matthew McConaughey pays a visit to TRL [Just Jared]
- Sharon Stone is one dorky looking soccer player [Hollywood Tuna]
- Steven Segal can’t even act interested [College Humor]
- Bobby Brown’s newest mugshot [TMZ]
- “Maybe Milla should return to her music career.” (Ultraviolet) [Pajiba]
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
