Naomi Watts is the Catch of the Day

Why did Naomi Watt’s wear this shredded snot rag to the Oscars? She looks like she was either caught in a fisherman’s net, or she dug up some lady’s grave with a headstone dated somewhere around the 1800s and stole the corpse’s dress. I think Naomi needs to stay the hell away from those The Ring movies because they’re starting to mess with her head. Mine, too. That sequel was horrible. Her stylist probably saw it and thought this dress would be the best revenge to pay her back for the wasted two hours of her life. Whatever. Now I have a craving for seafood.