Pamela Anderson is Evolved

Pamela Anderson, an animal rights activist and member of PETA, has announced that she will boycott the Kentucky Derby because KFC’s parent company, Yum!, is an event sponsor.

Like most people, I don’t want to support cruelty to animals, whether it’s forcing horses to race for our amusement or scalding chickens alive for our plate,” Anderson said. “We have to be more evolved than this.”

On man, I’m sure the Kentucky Derby is panicking because they don’t know how they’re going to recover from this. A boycott from a big star like you might force them to cancel the whole thing. Of course none of this was an issue when you showed up back in 2001 and 2003, but I suppose they used robot horses back then. Robot horses are better; they’re fake and impervious to radiation. Kinda like your face and tits.

Pamela Anderson yesterday (Valentine’s Day) launching the M&M’s Green Mix:


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