NBC Drops Book of Daniel

Due to poor ratings and public outcry, NBC has pulled the plug on the controversial show Book of Daniel. The main character is Daniel Webster, a drug addicted Episcopal priest whose wife depends heavily on her mid-day martinis. Webster regularly sees and talks with a very unconventional white robed, bearded Jesus. The Webster family is rounded out by a 23 year old homosexual, Republican son, a 16-year-old daughter who is a drug dealer, and a 16 year old adopted son who is having sex with the bishop’s daughter. At the office, his lesbian secretary is sleeping with his sister-in-law.

Anything considered “edgy” and “controversial” will always cause a large majority of society to set themselves on fire in protest when they could have just as easily changed the channel. But damn, the writers laid it on a bit thick didn’t they? I’m surprised they didn’t make the family dog a pre-op transsexual serial killer, or the grandmother a cannibal with lung cancer. If cost of production was an issue, they should have shown a live feed of people taking turns pissing on a bible instead, and saved at least 15% or more.

On the topic of drunk women – here are a sloshed Jessica Simpson and her big, red, collagen injected trout mouth out partying a few nights ago.