Don’t worry, Cindy. You’re only Cindy Crawford. It’s not like you’re one of the most famous Supermodels ever, or anything like that. It’s just a busy gas station. Nobody will be checking out that clunker of a car you’re filling with premium gas. You’re safe. Go for it. Nobody’s watching. Don’t forget to inspect what you dug up, so you know your quest was successful. Oh, okay. You didn’t forget. While you’re at it, why don’t you sniff your armpits and do that blow into your hand and inhale thing to make sure everything else is ship shape? Gotta hand it to Cindy. She’s a multi-tasker. She takes full advantage of the service station. That’s why she’s “Super” and you’re not.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
