Pamela Anderson Will Get You Deported

Pamela Anderson is praising her local Malibu, California police department for their efforts to drive paparazzi out of the city. As a result, she says it’s fast becoming the safest place for stars to live. Pam says,

I have a great relationship with the local police. They have helped remove and even deport people who are causing problems. The police are a huge presence at our schools and kids’ sporting events. I wish no one bought tabloids, then these fools would be out of work. Anyone can just pick up a camera and be a nuisance… Laws will pass eventually. In the meantime, they don’t realise they are being watched carefully, and they are not fooling anyone. Anybody that comes to Malibu with bad intentions will ultimately suffer the consequences.”

Pamela Anderson tries very hard not to draw attention to herself in public. Some would say she “blends in” with the crowd. I’m not sure how the paparazzi would find her, especially when she goes to high profile clubs like she did the other night with attention whore Tommy Lee. Pam looks pretty sloshed here, but I wonder if Tommy is even capable of getting drunk anymore. Trying to get drunk with his tolerance level is like bouncing quarters off Pam’s rock hard implants. It’s a waste of money and you can get injured in the process. You might even shoot your eye out. (Yeah, Christmas Story. Had to go there. ‘Tis the season.)

Source: Contact Music

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