Leonardo and Gisele are Done. Again.

Page Six reports that Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen have broken up again. And this time it’s blamed on a “mystery third party.”

We hear that Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen, after dating for several years, have called it quits for good. We don’t know why yet, but we expect to hear about a third party.”

Yesterday, I received an email from a lovely reader named Sasha, and the email reads as follows:

Supermodel Gisele and sexy surfer Kelly Slater have been dating since at least August. Both traveled to Bali to do a little surfing… and a little more! Since, she went to congratulate him in San Clemente and she is probably on her way to Brasil to attend his championship. To be followed……”

If this is true, they’re the most disgustingly attractive couple since Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got together. And like Aniston getting dumped for Jolie, it’s totally understandable that anyone could lose their woman to Kelly Slater. If it’s not enough that he’s the most talented surfer on the planet, looking at him is practically orgasm inducing. In fact, since I’ve been staring at these pictures of him for so long, I’m in need of a shower and trembling too hard to finish this post.