Christina Ricci wearing a see thru dress to something called the Rape Foundation is like Dakota Fanning wearing nothing but roller skates and a thong to a pedophile convention. It just sort of seems sarcastic. Almost like a dare. Especially when your date for the event looks like he’s there to get tips. Of course, her awesome red carpet taste is nothing new. Just to be clear, I have no idea what the Rape Foundation is. I’m assuming they’re against it. Which is pretty much the lamest moral stand of all time. It’s like saying you’re against kicking birthday puppies.
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