Olsen is unlucky, Wilson is unfazed, Alba is unappreciated

~ You decide: the worlds most unfortunately timed picture or the reason God invented the term “camel toe”.

~ Owen Wilson is the coolest dude in the world. Especially if your a girl who likes having her ass licked. In that case, he’s just like a magical bundle of wishes and you two perverts should run away together.

~ Cash Warren has somehow convinced Jessica Alba that he’s worth fighting for. Despite being a useless rude lump. My new plan is to throw mud on her and call her fat.