Lindsay Lohan is flat

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The young people of today seem to think that enormous implants are just some kind of teenage fad, like trying pot or a ‘Hello Kitty’ backpack. And Lindsay Lohan definitely seems to think that based on this picture taken last Friday, because this is not the same rack she had a few months ago, and absolutely not the same rack she had a year ago. Maybe she got tired of being known as the drunk red-head with the huge chest, but going blond and flat isn’t really going to change her image. That would be like putting a little yellow hat on a grizzly and then expecting it to hand out hugs. Of course none of that explains why she walks around Rodeo Drive dressed like she just got done mowing the lawn. Or why there seems to be blood under her left front tire.