Britney Spears is pregnant

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“The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together…”

My new goal in life is to find Kevin Federline and punch him in the face. So, if you see anyone at anytime and they’re not punching Kevin Federline in the face, rest assured, that’s not me.

Britney really did used to be kinda sweet and likable. It seems hard to remember now but it really was true. Remember? Christina was the tramp and Jessica had no career and Britney was the cocktease jailbait virgin who outsold both of them put together. It was a simpler time in America I like to refer to as 2004.


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