Eva Longoria is a pussycat

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“Eva Longoria of Desperate Housewives had a celebrity-laden crowd purring when she helped open a new lounge featuring the famous Pussycat Dolls at Caesars Palace hotel-casino. Armed with a horse whip, wearing knee-high leather boots and a zebra-striped mini skirt, Longoria introduced the sexy song-and-dance group to Las Vegas with a provocative meow on Saturday night.”

I’m not gonna lie to you, I have absolutely masturbated to fantasies that aren’t nearly that good.

note – those Pussycat shots don’t seem to online yet, so just admire these and the porno way she’s groping that statue. Whats that? Why of course the statue is phallic, why wouldn’t it be.