Our 7 Major Predictions for ‘The Walking Dead’ Season 7 Finale Will Blow Your Beachball-Sized Lady Nuts Right Off

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Another season of bloodied bodies and zombies guts gone by, and now it’s time for some finale spoiler predictions for Rick, Negan and the rest of The Walking Dead. With Negan aware of Rick’s quiet running around trying to upset the established order he has not-so-delicately placed, we’re going to see some upsetting major predictions come to fruition at the end of season seven.

Our seven predictions for the season seven finale of The Walking Dead combine the culminating events from our favorite love/hate zombie relationship, including Negan’s hunt for Daryl after his escape, Rosita and Sasha’s race to their deaths, Rick’s constant inability to follow orders, Morgan’s psychotic break and indecision to fight or flee, Dwight’s disgusting two-faced…face, Carl just pissing us the fuck off and not dying and, of course, the triumphant return of Grembly-Gunk.

Walk with us down the zombie-ridden roads to the seven season finale of The Walking Dead with these killer predictions. You may not like what you’re about to read, but then again, it’s the internet so what did you expect? Join us for the finale, where we hope to finally see these “beachball-sized lady nuts” and that fucking tiger finally getting loose. Then hit us back with your thoughts on our predictions. The Walking Dead season seven finale airs Sunday, April 2 on AMC.

Our 7 Major Predictions for ‘The Walking Dead’ Season 7 Finale Will Blow Your Beachball-Sized Lady Nuts Right Off

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