The ‘Uncharted’ Movie Has ‘The Biggest, F-ing Craziest Action Sequences’

We’re getting real sick and tired of having to write about how there’s never been a really great movie based on a video game. Even the high water marks of this subgenre, like Mortal Kombat and Silent Hill, are merely better than god awful flicks like Assassin’s Creed and House of the Dead. Compare them to other films in the action or horror genres and they probably wouldn’t crack the top 200 movies in either genre. It’s pretty weak.

So when a solid filmmaker like Joe Carnahan compares his script for Uncharted to his other, mostly great action movies and says that the action in Uncharted is some of the biggest and craziest he’s ever done, we’re perking up our ears. This is the guy who directed The Grey for crying out loud. He’s got some credibility.

For those who need a refresher course: Uncharted is a series of blockbuster video games about Nathan Drake, a roguish treasure hunter who steals rare antiquities, jumps on things and kicks butt. It’s a series renowned for witty dialogue and, perhaps most importantly, for awesome action.

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Joe Carnahan is writing the Uncharted screenplay for director Shawn Levy (Real Steel), and had this to say when Coming Soon asked him about his approach to the material:

“I probably wrote four of the biggest, fuckin’ craziest action sequences I think I’ve ever written in that movie. I used the Uncharted games as a template but not using any one specifically, because those sequences have already been done beautifully. There’s no point in just transposing them to film, you’ve gotta come up with new shit, so that’s what I did. It was a great challenge but it was a lot of fun.”

To put his statement in context, Joe Carnahan also directed and co-wrote The A-Team, a film in which Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Sharlto Copley and Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson fly a fucking tank. Joe Carnahan is saying the action in the Uncharted movie is at least on par with, if not “fucking crazier” than, this masterpiece…

Joe Carnahan, who is remaking The Raid with Frank Grillo and directing the upcoming Bad Boys For Life, also told Coming Soon that “When I wrote Uncharted, I didn’t spare the rod. I wrote it the way the video game is. They swear in the game, they’re kinda foul-mouthed and I kept all that stuff intact and I definitely didn’t write it as a ‘PG-13’ movie, I wrote it the way that movie should be written.”

We’ll see what Sony Pictures has to say about that, but in the wake of the blockbuster R-rated action comedy Deadpool, studios may soon feel like it’s commercially viable for ambitious, expensive action movies like Uncharted to eschew a conventional PG-13 rating. Especially if the upcoming, R-rated Logan breaks the bank too.

It’s important to remember that although Joe Carnahan’s words are promising, he does have a vested interest in the Uncharted movie getting made and being well-received. The project has cool people attached and we have every reason to hope for the best, but we’ve been down a pretty similar road before and we still got Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time out of it, a movie which is (if we’re being generous) just kinda okay.

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William Bibbiani (everyone calls him ‘Bibbs’) is Crave’s film content editor and critic. You can hear him every week on The B-Movies Podcast and Canceled Too Soon, and watch him on the weekly YouTube series What the Flick. Follow his rantings on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani.

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