Watch These Porn Stars Describe How To Give The Perfect Blow Job (NSFW, Obviously)

Call it a hunch, but we feel pretty safe referring to them as “experts.”

We’ve all been there. You’re dating pretty much the perfect girl. She works out, has a job, hates cats and has jugs the size of cantaloupes. But when it comes to getting intimate, let’s just say she’s a bit teethy.

Well, never fear, gentlemen, as porn stars Trillium, Nickey Huntsman, Maxine X, Jenna J Ross, Harley Jade, Leya Falcon, Sheridan Love, Katie Morgan, April O’Neil, August Ames, Marley Brinx, Stevie Foxx, Cadence Lux, Sophia Grace, Daisy Monroe, Kagney Linn Karter, Kenzie Taylor, Cindy Starfall and Kasey Warner are here to give your almost-dream girl tips on how to perfectly gobble your pork.

 Of course, if you think she’ll be offended by sending her that clip, you could always just go with the ol’ “Just don’t bite it,” and see where that gets you.

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