Mario From ‘Super Mario Bros.’ May Be A Delusional Stalker In Real Life

For 30 years now, Mario has been trying to rescue Princess Peach, and now I think I understand why: Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood is Princess Peach. At least according to the video below that showcases an untold side to this weird triangle between Mario, Bowser and Princess Peach.

I will be extremely disappointed if they don’t make a live-action Super Mario movie (not the awful ’93 version) based off of this dark clip. David Fincher can direct.

Let’s support what Sara Jean feels strongly about: Sara Jean Underwood Isn’t A Fan Of Clothes And We’re Totally Okay With That