Miley Cyrus is Submitting This Video to a Porn Festival

February 10, 2015

There aren’t enough mushrooms on this planet to make this video make sense, but let’s be honest: If you’re just looking to see Miley Cyrus wearing nothing but a pair of black X’s over her nipples, does it really have to?

According to The Daily Dot, the pop sensation has decided to enter the video titled “Tongue Tied” into the NYC Porn Festival, where it will be screened along with other gems like “Tila Tequila: Backdoored & Squirting” on February 27.

Perhaps nobody sums up Miley’s performance in the video quite like Sarah Nicole Prickette of ADULT magazine, who says Cyrus “wears that bondage lightly. And literally.”

“She stretches the definition of kink, making it pop,” Prickette says. “On stage, riding a giant hot dog, she grins like the girl who yells loudest in the ‘penis!’ game. She could stop, actually, if she wanted to… but she won’t. She wears her latex like she’s dressing up as herself for Halloween: ‘I’m a Sexy Miley Cyrus! What are you?’

Actually, that makes about as much sense as the video, but the gist here is that Miley Cyrus entered a video into a porn festival, and it’s a chance for you to see her wearing next to nothing for almost three minutes.

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