50 Cent is many things: a rapper, an actor, a Vitamin Water drinker. But a Major League Baseball pitcher, he is not. Fiddy threw out the first pitch at last night’s Mets-Pirates game and it was, well, a total disaster. The phrase, “just a bit outside” should come to mind when you watch Mr. Curtis Jackson wind up and hurl a ball so far left of the plate that he nearly hits one of the photographers standing halfway up the first base line. The only saving grace here is his explanation in the interview after the pitch where he explains it was his alter ego who threw that ball.
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