Hairline Jokes Will Make Your Friends Pull Out the Little Hair They Have Left Back before there were memes, there were those things called jokes.
Jessica Alba Loves Fetish Porn The National Enquirer is reporting that Jessica Alba was spotted in a Hollywood video store grabbing several XXX videos. According…
Daycare Owner Arrested For Lacing Goldfish Crackers With THC, Parents and Potheads Wonder, ‘Why Didn’t We Think of That?’ Right product, wrong demographic.
Meanwhile in New York: Pete Davidson Opens Bar With Secret Entrance, 1 Guess Who’s on the Blacklist Belly up to the bar, friends.
President Biden Welcomes Cat Into White House Just So He Can Make Old-Fashioned Pussy Joke Before Immediately Calling Everyone to Apologize Someone’s finally getting pussy in the White House…but we never thought it would be Joe Biden.
Meanwhile on Twitter: Dionne Warwick Gets In Salty Food Fight With Oreo Over Weird Flavors (Finally, A Celebrity Who Understands Us) There's no doubt Oreo has gone off the deep end with its flavors, but none of us has been brave…