If Disney can make Pocahontas a heartwarming story about love against all odds instead of child rape and tuberculosis, then I really can’t wait to see The Lone Ranger. At least they used an American Indian as Tonto instead of a Canadian Indian. The Canadian Indians didn’t die because they had socialized medicine. Pussies.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are officially married, and it’s the surprising guest list that is reportedly getting everyone talking. The pop icon…
