I sat here for a while trying to come up with words to accurately describe what I would do with Kate Upton‘s boobs, but I had to stop, because I don’t want to be responsible for the greatest environmental spill in Earth’s history. There’s a lot of nice people on my street, and I don’t think they would appreciate their eyes burning this early in the day.
Donald Trump’s $17 million pool project just faced another backlash. The president’s flagship renovation of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool…
