Like Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel is in Paris for Fashion Week. But unlike Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel hasn’t sucked a dick for blow this week and managed to get out of a car like her OB/GYN wasn’t waiting on the curb. All of this leads me to believe that there is no God.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
