The last time I was in LA I went to the The Grove to get an iPhone charger, and the paparazzi were literally hiding behind flower pots and rappelling from the ceiling. So I assume Ashley Greene knew full well that if she wore a see through shirt and tiny shorts that she would get her picture taken. She also knew that I would post them. Because I would very much like to have sex with her, you see. Mostly because I think we have a lot of things in common. For instance, she has a vagina attached to a brunette white girl with blue eyes and I have a penis that likes to repeatedly go into vaginas attached to brunette white girls with blue eyes.
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
