It’s pretty clear that the best way to get a song written about you is to be named “Shawty” or to date Taylor Swift, but she’s way too adorable to make fun of here. Like I’m not even sure I would want to have sex with her at this point. I get the feeling that if I did that a baby panda cub sitting in a basket and holding a kitten with a bow on its head would be tickling my dick inside her vagina.
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
