Hilary Duff isn’t on here a lot, because well, it’s Hilary Duff and who really gives a shit? But I guess she should have thought of that before she went to Italy and put on a bikini around dude with a camera. Because I like bikinis. And I really like white girls in bikinis. I also like a nice smile. Ooh, that sounded pretty good. I should probably put that on my OK Cupid profile. I feel it shows women that I’m sensitive. And then they’ll let me have sex with them.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
