While she’s not reading scripts she hasn’t been offered or returning voicemails that nobody has left, Megan Fox put on a bikini and pranced around Hawaii. Man, being shunned by Hollywood looks like it’s really difficult. Almost as difficult as the EMTs trying to figure out how to remove my penis from her ass.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
