I missed these yesterday, but to be honest, I missed everything yesterday, so to make it up to you and your penis, here’s Blake Lively in a bikini in Miami this weekend. I assume she was there for the Super Bowl. That, or to set the record for the most people jacking off outside of a building.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
