Ashley Greene spent New Year’s making out with some chick because these pictures lead me to believe that. And if I close my eyes, it also leads me to believe that she later slipped into a bikini like this then she got naked like this (NSFW) and then I came in her hotel room wearing a fireman outfit over my thong and the girl in the green hat crossed herself after she saw my penis and then I bent Ashley over the couch and pull her hair while I….wait…wait…oh my God, grandma! No! I wasn’t doing that…I was just…get out of my room! Just leave me alone!
Donald Trump is going to address the nation despite the ongoing heatwave. Reportedly, doctors warned the president about the health…
