The parade of chicks I will never have sex with continued in St. Barts yesterday as legendary piece of ass Alessandra Ambrosio was frolicking on the beach for Victoria’s Secret. I don’t know what this has to do with anything right now, but I could really go for some Flying Biscuit. Yes, I like them. I thought you knew that about me. Don’t you ever listen to me? Why do I even talk?! You never pay attention to me! Why does everything have to be about you?!
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
