Obama really needs to fund a study on why Britney Spears refuses to wear a fucking bra. Especially since her tits look like balloons five days after a party. They look like something on the breakfast menu at Denny’s. I seriously don’t know if I’m supposed to masturbate or ask for a side of cheese grits.
A far larger platform may be waiting for the Duke of Sussex. Rather than sticking to traditional philanthropy, Meghan Markle…
