Excuse me for not being the biggest Kristen Bell fan, but damn she looked hot at last night’s premiere of Couples Retreat. I thought about sending her a letter with some cologne on it, but my grandma says that no will ever love me like she does. Then she put me in my pajamas and made me some cocoa. What a sweet granny!
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23-year-old Dan Sur had hooks surgically implanted in his scalp so he could hang gold chains from them, making him…