Lindsay Lohan was at a Busta Rhymes show in Paris on Friday and of course she looked like a saggy, freckled, orange mess. At least four of the dudes in this room might want to hit up the clinic when the spots on their dick start growing tentacles, but it’s their fault for breaking the police tape to get in her vagina.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
