Let’s be honest, this is basically a Megan Fox fan site, and the October cover of Cosmopolitan is pretty much all the reason you need to deal with it. Holy shit, she’s hot. Kelly Clarkson needed a team of scientists to make her not look like Grimace on the cover of Self, but they just threw Megan in a pink dress and told her to do what comes natural, baby. And I swear to God, if I hear one more thing about her thumbs I’m gonna puke blood. They’re thumbs. I repeat, thumbs. She could have lobster claws and I’d still hit it like Dale Earnhardt.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
