Megan Fox left whatever that show Jimmy Fallon hosts the other day in a pair of the tightest jeans I’ve ever seen. I appreciate the effort, but how am I supposed to get my tongue in there, with a shoehorn? Sweetie, you really need to think about these things if want me to stand outside in your bushes anymore.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
