Yeah, so, here’s Megan Fox at the premiere of The Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen, and sure, I could say that she’s pretty and that I want to squigee her clitoris with my tongue, but quite frankly, I think it would be kind of redundant with the card and present I just sent her and all. I really hoped she liked everything, especially the heart. That homeless guy seemed pretty attached to it.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
