Leighton Meester Dresses Appropriately

Not to turn you on, but my intestines feel like they’re in a pile beside me, so luckily Leighton Meester and her ridiculously hot dress she wore to the 2009 MTV Movie Awards are here to make me feel better. I never really saw the big deal about this chick, because I’d rather watch footage of a shark attack than watch Gossip Girl, but damn that’s a hot ass. This chick was born in prison, so besides dressing slutty, who knows what other unresolved issuesmagic awaits when you get this chick naked. I bet she gives up anal like Care Bears give out hugs.