It’s no secret that God designed Kelly Brook’s body specifically for deviant sex, so the United Nations should get off their ass and pass a law that bans every store on Earth from selling her actual clothes. She should only be naked or in a bikini. Or naked and putting on a bikini. Or taking off a bikini to get naked. To be honest, as long as the words “bikini” and “naked” are in the description, she could wear Hulk hands and a breathing tube and, at best, the closest my semen would get would be her thigh.
Prince William reportedly laid down firm requirements for peace talks with his estranged brother, Prince Harry. Not only that, these…
