I don’t own a yacht, but if I did, I’d like to think I’d invite chicks who didn’t look like they should be going to a 7th grade slumber party. Look, I appreciate the bikini, but you can’t tell me that before these picture were taken Hayden wasn’t putting puffy stickers on her Jonas brother notebook and watching iCarly. Or telling Becky that she saw Kyle kissing Jessica after Mr. Winfield’s class. She’s such a whore!
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
