NBA draft

Unlike its baseball and football counterparts, the NBA takes up only one night to draft the league's stars of tomorrow. Still, after the top three or four picks, you probably won't have any idea who these teams are taking. That's why it's all the more important to make sure you're drinking enough. So strap on your drinking boots, stock up the fridge and settle into your ass groove on the recliner. It's time to turn this draft into a draught. Take One Drink --Every time David Stern gets booed --Every time Anthony Davis' unibrow is mentioned by an announcer --If a draftee is wearing glasses without lenses --If a player's suit has three or more buttons --If a player's mother cries --Every time ...