Since everyone reads these intros on a weekly basis and never, ever blows right past them to get to the GIFs, surely you are all on the edge of your seats. After all, we left you with quite the cliffhanger last Thursday, with a baby on the brink of death — OK, he was just about to fall over very slowly, but it was still pretty intense. However, rather than deliver on what we promised right away, we’re going to let you sweat it out a little bit. After all, if we just immediately showed you what happened, where’s the suspense? Also, we like to kick things off with a sexy GIF, and that staple ain’t going anywhere. So laugh your ass off at a batch of fresh rolling LOLz and you’ll have your answers soon enough. And we’re totally not overhyping it in the slightest like The Walking Dead always does, virtually ensuring the end result won’t be satisfying regardless of what it is. Trust us, it’ll be the most mind-blowing reveal you’ve ever witnessed.
Perv out.