The Celebrity Big Brother House Is Gonna Need A Cleansing Fire

Since people will watch basically anything,  “Celebrity” Big Brother: USA vs UK kicked off last night and apparently the American contestants include Farrah Abraham, Tila Tequila, Jenna Jameson and a Baldwin. And some other people I don’t know. I’ll say this, when America sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. Maybe the Baldwin. So, congrats to the eventual winner. I guess they can shop on Amazon when they’re in quarantine while scientists attempt to discover a cure.