Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Appears To Be Asexual

Normally when you see a chick in tight ass yoga pants, the first thing you wan to notice is camel toe because we’re all perverts. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has none. Has she been infected and will eventually serve The Master? Will Dr. Goodweather find her in time before it she spreads to others? Will Professor  Setrakian cut off her head? But most importantly, can I have sex with her before all this happens?