Jessica Alba’s Butt Is Having A Pretty Good Week
We can all agree that a movie is made exponentially worse with Jessica Alba in it unless you’re watching it on mute. She probably knows this already, but she managed to use her name as a mediocre actress to make a BILLION DOLLARS by not acting, so if she wants to keep being in movies as a way to pass the time when she’s not counting her money, then so be it. Also, she’s fucking hot. Here’s a video of her butt. I’m not really sure how to end this, so I’ll end it prematurely as I’m sure her husband has before.