Kanye West Doesn’t Want A Prenup

Proving once again that his lyrics are hollow and meaningless, Kanye West is reportedly refusing to ask Kim Kardashian for a prenup even though she's already been married twice for a total of 3 years and 72 days. I'm sure he has nothing to worry about. HollywoodLife reports:

Kanye is so overjoyed that Kim has agreed to be his wife, and the last thing on his mind right now is money. He ‘loves Kim too much’ to even think about asking his beautiful bride-to-be to sign a prenup! Kanye West has been waiting for this moment for so long and he doesn’t want to do anything to ruin his happiness with his new fiance, Kim Kardashian, 33. The Yeezus artist thinks it would be “tacky” and “awkward” to get a prenup — he just wants to celebrate their love instead, a source tells HollywoodLife.com. Read on for all the EXCLUSIVE details! So sweet! Kanye, 36, is really showing how much he loves and trusts Kim by refusing to get a prenup, a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “Kanye’s in love with Kim to the point of infatuation. It’s scary because the love is so powerful, Kanye doesn’t even want to have a prenup,” the source says. “He thinks it’s tacky and he doesn’t want to offend Kim or make anything seem awkward. He loves Kim too much for that to even cross his mind. He thinks of his money and his accomplishments and hers and he wants to share them with her — no strings attached.”

Authorities haven't determined what kind of mind-altering poison Kris Jenner has been soaking Kanye's leather skirts in yet, but if my net worth was $100M, you could pretty much guarantee nobody named "Kardashian" would be even able to smell it. Or look at it through bulletproof glass. It's gonna be pretty sad a few months after the wedding when he's fleeing from paparazzi and his brakes go out then Kim Kardarshian's new perfume is made with brake fluid.