Kate Upton Has A ‘Very Serious’ Boyfriend

Kate Upton has been dating Maksim Chernobyl (his name spellchecks to a nuclear disaster) for a while now, but I guess now they actually wany people to know. People reports:

When Kate Upton was spotted holding hands with former Dancing with the Stars pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy in New York City recently, the Sports Illustrated cover girl was showing off her new boyfriend. Yep, it's official and a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE, "They are very serious." But the pair, who met through a mutual friend about six months ago, started off as friends, the source says. "Along the way," the source says, "it turned into something else."

Haha, yes, they started off a friends. Of course. Because 33-year old dudes always talk to dumb 20-year old blondes with massize tits because they make great friends. They make the best friends. They've probably dated this long because he's convinced her that his semen is ice cream.