Lindsay’s Lawsuit Against Pitbull Was Laughed Out Of Court

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Hey, remember when Pitbull released the song “Give Me Everything”, and it had the line, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan”? Then remember when Lindsay Lohan sued him saying the song caused her emotional distress and that Pitbull owed her money for using her name? Don’t worry, you don’t have to anymore. TMZ reports:

But today a New York federal judge sided with Pitbull … ruling that Lindsay is dead wrong on the law — because the song is a work of art protected by the 1st amendment PLUS Lindsay’s barely even mentioned in it. The judge also ruled … Lindsay’s allegations that she suffered emotional distress are also BS. The case has been dismissed.

Although the judge was a little liberal with the whole “the song is a work of art thing”, fuck Lindsay Lohan. I don’t think I can stress that enough.